I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry